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All 30 titles, lovingly almost-finished. A representative selection appears below.
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 vs. your phone's alarm An alarm clock that only goes off on February 30th. The most peaceful alarm ever shipped. |
Excrl™ vs. Excel A spreadsheet with exactly one column. Wildly easy to navigate. The formula bar just says "no". |
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WordPud™ vs. Word Full-featured word processor. AutoCorrect cannot be disabled and changes every word to "moist". |
PowerPaint™ vs. PowerPoint Build stunning presentations. The only available slide transition is EXPLODE. There is no "off". |
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Photoslop™ vs. Photoshop Professional photo editing with one (1) filter: "Slightly Worse". Apply it as many times as you dare. |
Zooom™ vs. Zoom Crystal-clear video meetings where everyone is permanently muted. Your most productive calls ever. |
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Spootify™ vs. Spotify Stream 50 million songs! Each one plays the first 4 seconds, then proudly moves on. |
Slacker™ vs. Slack Team chat that delivers each message in 3 to 5 business days. Finally, inbox peace. |
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Chrominium™ vs. Chrome A fast, modern web browser that supports exactly one tab, forever. Uses only 7 GB of RAM. |
Weatherish™ vs. your weather app The only forecast app with 100% accuracy: it forecasts yesterday. Never wrong again. |
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Linkedout™ vs. LinkedIn The professional network that congratulates you on jobs you did not get. Stay humble, stay connected. |
CtrlZ Pro™ vs. the undo button A standalone Undo button. It does nothing at all, but it is right there when you need it. |
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Doordbash™ vs. DoorDash Hot food delivered fast — to a randomly selected neighbor. Builds community. Surprises everyone. |
Calcurlator™ vs. the calculator Tired of stressful precision? Every answer is rounded to "a few", "some", or "lots". |
The remaining 18 titles (including VLCD, the media player that runs everything at 0.97x speed, and NotZion, the notes app that deletes one random note each launch) are still Under Construction. Check back February 30th.
The remaining 18 tokens (including VLCD, a media-player NFT that plays the first 0.97 seconds of a song, and NotZion, a note-taking token that burns one random note on each transfer) are still minting. Floor price: 0.000 ETH. Ceiling price: also 0.000 ETH.