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Meet Bart Blackrose

Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, Janitor, and Sole Employee

Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, Janitor, and Sole Employee BETA

Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, Janitor, and Sole Employee DAO Lead

Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, Janitor, and Sole Employee Team Lead

* Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, Janitor, and Sole Employee *

Bart Blackrose has founded thirty (30) software companies. He has finished zero (0). This is, by his own account, "a really solid hit rate when you think about it."

Every Blackrosoft product begins the same way: Bart sees an app that millions of people love, thinks "I could do that, but a little bit off," and registers a domain name before going to bed. By morning he has lost interest, which is why everything here is Under Construction and always will be.

Bart's design philosophy is simple: ship something that is 95% familiar and 5% deeply wrong. The 5% is where the magic lives. It is also where the refunds live, but we do not offer those.

In 2021 Bart pivoted to Web3. He minted a DAO, issued a governance token (ticker: $BLKR), and posted a roadmap. The DAO has one member. Governance proposals pass unanimously. The token is currently valued at $0.000000003 and Bart considers this "pre-moon."

Fun Facts

  • Owns 30 domain names. Renews all of them. Has built none of them.
  • Once shipped a calendar app that skips Tuesdays.
  • Believes February has 30 days and refuses to be corrected.
  • His resume is one column wide (built in Excrl).

Awards & Honors

  • Most Domains Registered, Least Sites Launched - 1994
  • "He tried." - His Mom
  • Almost Employee of the Month - Sept 1995

Fun Facts

  • Owns 30 domain names. Renews all of them. Has built none of them.
  • Once shipped a calendar app that skips Tuesdays.
  • Believes February has 30 days and refuses to be corrected.
  • His resume is one column wide (built in Excrl™).

Awards & Honors

🏆 Most Domains Registered, Least Sites Launched - 2001

⭐ "He tried." - His Mom

🥇 Almost Employee of the Month - Sept 2002

Fun Facts

  • Owns 30 domain names. Renews all of them. Has built none of them.
  • Once shipped a calendar app that skips Tuesdays.
  • Believes February has 30 days and refuses to be corrected.
  • His resume is one column wide (built in Excrl).

Awards & Honors

Most Domains Registered, Least Sites Launched - 2007

"He tried." - His Mom

Almost Employee of the Month - Sept 2008

Fun Facts

  • Owns 30 domain names. Renews all of them. Has built none of them.
  • Once shipped a calendar app that skips Tuesdays.
  • Believes February has 30 days and refuses to be corrected.
  • His resume is one column wide (built in Excrl).

Awards & Honors

  • Most Domains Registered, Least Sites Launched - 2013
  • "He tried." - His Mom
  • Almost Employee of the Month - Sept 2014

Fun Facts

  • Minted a whitepaper NFT. The whitepaper is also blank.
  • His wallet holds 3 ETH in gas fees and $2.99 in actual tokens.
  • Believes February has 30 days. This has been verified on-chain.
  • His resume is a soul-bound token nobody can read or transfer.

Awards & Honors

  • ETH Denver Booth (Empty) - 2023
  • "He tried." - His Mom (on-chain attestation)
  • Almost Employee of the Month - Sept 2024





[ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ]

BETA Founder photo upload feature coming in Q4 2008.

Founder PFP placeholder. Minting Bart's headshot costs 0.1 ETH. Supply: 1.
Founder headshot placeholder. Upload module ships after the grid system is perfected.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

A photo of Bart will go here once he finishes building the photo page.