BlackroSoft™
"It's almost the software you wanted."
[ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ]
This entire website has been Under Construction since March 1994. We are very busy.
Perpetually in beta since 2007. We iterate fast and ship nothing.
Perpetually minting since 2021. Roadmap is a JPEG.
(This entire website has been Under Construction since March 2001. We are very busy.)
Site status: Under Construction since Q4 2013.
WelcomeWelcome to the Blackrosoft networkWelcome to the decentralized futureEnterprise-grade almost-softwareWelcome, Web Surfer!
You have reached the officialOFFICIAL homepage of Blackrosoft, the world's thirty-first largest software publisher.[citation needed] Founded in a spare bedroom, Blackrosoft ships 30 incredible software packages — wait, no — 30 incredible software packages that are each juuuust different enough from the popular one to avoid the lawyers.
This month's flagship product:
NEW Featured on the homepage:
NFT Featured drops:
Featured Flagship products:
THIS MONTH'S FLAGSHIP PRODUCT:
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AlarmXP™ The dependable alarm clock. Set it and forget it! AlarmXP rings loud and proud — but only on February 30th. Never be woken up by a false alarm again. 100% snooze-free guarantee.* No batteries wasted. No mornings ruined. $2.99 Add to cartAdd to CartMint NowBuy NowADD TO CART *Guarantee valid on Feb 30th only. |
Excrl™ The spreadsheet, simplified. Tired of confusing grids? Excrl supports exactly one (1) column. Add up your numbers in a clean vertical line, the way nature intended. Rows B through Z have been removed for your convenience. $9.95 Add to cartAdd to CartMint NowBuy NowADD TO CART Pivot tables sold separately (do not exist). |
30 Tokens
Each one almost utility.
Gas Optimized
Fees still cost more than the product.
Trustless
Nobody trusts it, including Bart.
30 Products
Each one almost familiar.
Grid Layout
Tables inside panels inside containers.
Mobile First
Looks great on desktop. That is the focus.
Site statistics
Community stats
On-chain analytics
Analytics dashboard
You are visitor number:
You are visitor number: 0024601
You are visitor number: 0024601 (Ajax-refreshed every never)
Wallet visits: 0024601 immutable
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(Counter has been broken since 1994 and only ever says this number. We think it's high.)
(Counter synced via REST-ish vibes since 2007.)
(Visitor count stored in Bart's Notes app since 2022.)
(Metrics powered by a div and hope since 2013.)
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Roadmap
Last updated: whenever. Subject to change based on vibes.
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Q1 2022 — Vibe Completed. ✓ |
Q2 2022 — Build In progress (since Q2 2022). |
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Q3 2023 — Pivot Pivoted to AI. Then back. Then to AI again. |
Q4 2024 — Moon Scheduled for February 30th. |